Fact: 152
The only signature Hugo Stiglitz needs is his fist.
Submitted by RFS
Fact: 151
Hugo Stiglitz will not die another day, day will die another Hugo Stiglitz
Submitted by illeopardo
Fact: 149
Hugo Stiglitz can play LPs by spinning the disc on his finger and biting the groove.
Submitted by RFS
Fact: 150
The Fist of Stiglitz…though rich in calcium, is not a part of a balanced breakfast. It’s more of a midnight snack, really.
Submitted by RFS
Fact: 148
Hugo Stiglitz puts his name on everything; because everything is his weapon.
Submited by thebearjew
Fact: 147
Hugo Stiglitz doesn’t wear sunblock as the sun can’t burn Hugo Stiglitz, however the sun does wear Stiglitzblock.
Submitted by Jay
Fact: 142
Hugo Stiglitz wants fries with that goddamnit. And if you ask him again he’ll kill you.
Submitted by Carolyn Poddig
