“So what does it feel like to kill a man with your bare hands? It’s a topic I’m very interested in.”

Esmeralda, Hugo Stiglitz would tell you it’s like breathing, because it’s second nature to him.

True, the name “The Bear Jew” does insight fear, however the name Donny Donowitz does not.

Hugo Stiglitz needs no nickname because the man needs no introduction. Nazis flee from his mere shadow - which also just so happens to be running from him.

The only signature Hugo Stiglitz needs is his fist.

Submitted by RFS

Hugo Stiglitz will not die another day, day will die another Hugo Stiglitz

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Hugo Stiglitz can play LPs by spinning the disc on his finger and biting the groove.

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The Fist of Stiglitz…though rich in calcium, is not a part of a balanced breakfast. It’s more of a midnight snack, really.

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Hugo Stiglitz puts his name on everything; because everything is his weapon.

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Hugo Stiglitz doesn’t wear sunblock as the sun can’t burn Hugo Stiglitz, however the sun does wear Stiglitzblock.

Submitted by Jay

Once upon a time, Hugo Stiglitz spit into a petri dish.

You now know what was derived from it as Steroids.

Hugo Stiglitz is a lot like a stepfather: he beats you, you hate it and yet you can do nothing.